What REALLY happened to Wee Tam?
I think I can shed some light on this...
We were in the back bar of the Dog and Hammer, chatting about flying, and a chap we didn't know wandered into our absinthe-fuelled conversation, eventually revealing himself as the OP of this very thread. Well, my chums and I are not terribly tolerant, and I'm afraid that whilst he didn't end up pushing daisies by the hangar...
I'm told his sight is returning and he should be back on solids by Easter. Apparently the bandages have curtailed his surfing somewhat...