Alright, alright, enough already.....
Jennie's answer was not rude at all.. very appropriate, I think.. and part of the reason why I didn't shut this down earlier was to let the lions/lionesses feed first.
And yes, we know it's a troll, and (hopefully, anyway) just a bit of a joke, but don't insult the intelligence of this audience by merely portraying them as sex-objects... whether you like it or not, that's what you do.
And to end on an upbeat note, whilst not possessing the same age difference you seek to bridge, and indeed, would end up in jail if did so... I have heard that charm, wit and intelligence may help. Allegedly. Perhaps Tesco's have an offer this month....