And now I am married so I have someone to Wash, Iron, F*** Etc (thank God she doesnt read Prune or I would be a dead man).
The one thing I remember from my French teacher at school was that a gentleman should always be self-sufficient in these matters. If you find yourself spending more time in the doghouse than you would otherwise care for, that you can wash, iron and cook means that at least you can get to work without looking like a bag of spanners and you will at the very least know exactly what went into dinner the night before.
On the other hand, if you are fortunate enough not to spend most of your time in the doghouse, that you taken the washing and ironing duties off your good lady's hands means there is more time for the f........
