Dearest Tommy
My oh my oh my, Thomas.
Luckily - as experienced cabin crew and trainers - we are all well versed in the issue, handling and disposal of sick bags.
I can assure you my darling, that every one of us has just filled that self same recepticle following the digesting of your previously hideous posting.
We are all having visions of you resembling the wonderful Mr. Ricky Tomlinson, a.k.a. Jim Royle. However, I have just done the greatest injustice to one of Liverpool's living legends. My apologies to Mr. Tomlinson.
Next time you fly, just introduce yourself to the cabin crew as Rockon Tommy from Pprune. And, a word of advice my dear, don't eat on board!! Don't even drink the water. Avoid the soup (if you're travelling in first class - which, of course you won't be) and check the pockets of your brown raincoat when its handed back to you at the point of disembarkation. You never know what you may find.
Thirty years in the business Tommy - and not ONE of your type has ever been anywhere close............Ciao..