blueskythinking
agree with you there speaking as one whose ex wife was posted to the same watch along with her new husband. It made night shifts cosy with me on North and he on South, particulary when we used to put it all on together on the North bank (CCF days) together with the TV set.
The place is, as you say, like a soap opera, or a Jilly Cooper Bonkbuster!
Good fun tho!