CD,
The Cathay Club had lots of P45 opportunities: when I arrived I had a few and started joking inappropriately with a manager of previous acquaintance and the more senior guy accompanying him - did wonder for a few days if there might be consequences.
Then there was the time the old barman tried to lock someone in for perceived misbehaviour but our hero, having none of it, kicked the door open.
. . and the incident of the propeller in the flying club
Happy days!
p.s. I thought this was just a journal of 'full and frank discussions between colleagues over cocktails' (RIP TCP)