What a bunch of parochial country bumpkins. 28 minutes - what a pussy!
Over this end of town we get 3 hour delays and think nothing of it. Next time you call up after 3 hours on the bay with the door shut and the aero-bridge (do you know what they are?) retracted and get "waaaaaaaah deray undetermin" then you can have a whinge.
Backarsed country folk - sooooooweeeeee (is that banjos I can hear?)