Not quite on the radio
This one from , not quite over the radio, but bloody funny anyway.
Two crew jet flying short multi sector RPT operations with same crew.
Co-pilots first landing of the day in less than favourable conditions, and its a mess with rubber and brakes, thumps it on and comes to a shuddering stop. the Capt looks across at the CP and slowly picks up the cabin mic, " Ladies and Gentelmen, this is your Capt speaking, I would like to blame that absolutely atrocious landing on the CP, but I don't want you to fear about the next landing, as I the Capt will be flying the next leg"
Very pissed off CP.
Next landing, and you gessed it the Capt screws the whole thing, maybe even worse than the CP's earlier effort.
With a grin from ear to ear the CP picks up the cabin mic,
" Ladies and gentelmen your CP speaking, That utterly pathetic attempt at a landing which you had the displeasure to feel and see, was from your Captian. I don't wish for you panic if you are continuing on with us, as I the CP will be flying the next leg and things can only get better"
Well, Capt is realllllllllly pissed, fuming with smoke and all.
He looks across, and down at the CP, and says "What the F#%k do think you just did.
The defiant CP says, well you did it to me after the last landing.
To which the Capt replies, "Yea, but I did'nt depress the transmit button" !!