Yes I do and have been for 22 years ... And since English is my third language I am sure you are good at writing fluent French or Dutch ...Perhaps you should get out of Black pudding land to realise not everybody else has a snot nose or wear a skirt!
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Oh no..English is your third language? Now I feel bad, insulting your grammar and spelling makes me feel like I've just kicked a three-legged kitten down the stairs.
However, despite English being your third language...congratulations - you've learnt how to insult people in a foreign tongue!
But...fluent French and Dutch??? Come on, why would I waste my time learning two languages that nobody uses?
Oh 'ecky thump..I've just dropped my snot-covered black pudding on my skirt. I'll have to get one of the servants to lick it off.
I'll sithee, 'T Big Chief