Landing a corporate 200 in some long forgotten airport in Northen Mozambique and trying to get some fuel.
"No Jet A1!"
"None left?"
"No Jet fuel, never had Jet fuel!"
"Well, if you recall, we came here 3 times last week and took fuel each time!"
This wasn`t going anywhere. "How much for fuel to be available?"
"EEh...20 Dollar!"
Off he goes with some of my 'float' money and.....comes round the corner in a brand new BP Jet A bowser!
"Where did that come from?"
"I found it round the back!" he says with a big grin.
You can`t get pi**ed off with this continent
