You're correct Super Ord.
Jerry Lee,
Flight Instructor, Airlines Pilot, ATC and Helicopter Pilot are listed in the SOL if I'm not wrong
Sorry mate but not any more they're not. Here's a link to the latest SOL:
Latest SOL
Have you considered strapping a manky fishing boat to your arse and making landfall illegally in the North of WA? Seems to work for a bunch of people and that way you'd get everything paid for you as well