Ah... Pandora (why do I get images of Adrian Mole springing to mind every time I hear that name?) the woes of having to suffer the "Brooke look"!

How do you cope?
Valid question re stolen property though. This rash of spinal reflex "thinking" has got to stop somewhere....doesn't it?
Guess you could always have one of the f/a's bite pull out your extra follicles with their teeth, if that doesn't work, give me a call, I'm sure I'lll be able to think of something