For my sins I flew both RAF and 'commercial' Argosies and recall the well kept training exhortation " When climbing the Argosy please remember not to loose any height! "
Great fun at Benson one night looking in adjacent villages for a nosewheel which went missing on night roller landings !
I seem to recollect that an old lady found it resting against her cottage back door!
There are many more gems- what say the Old Boys?