He He - I've lost the plot.
You cannot make it up.
Knackered,grumpy and just of the coach. What do you get ! a hologram - It sounds like some daft 1960's si fi -" Remember your fluids, Safety regs" -
Arghhh - where's that spray can of black paint that I just happen to have on my person.
Or even better, that old rug that my very elderly Jack Russell used to sit on, that I have not washed since the last royal wedding.
Condesention - holographly bestoed on the long suffering SLF.