I used to hold the privileged position of "Sqn Sports Prevention Officer". If anyone was suspected of considering comitting sports they were rushed to the bar. If they actually comitted sports, we drank on their bar bill until they stopped!
Another Sqn nominated their SSPO as sports rep for a Cyprus detachment. After a week the boss asked why they hadn't been comitting sports. He replied that he had been to the gym and couldn't get any rambling rackets!
Low and none is pretty much it!!!
