.........I wonder how he'd make the pre-flight announcements!
At top of climb out of London, I once gave the passengers a briefing of the route we were flying to Karachi.
When I put the mic. down, the co-pilot said .... " but we're going to Bahrain " !!!
Luckily most of the route was the same anyway, and I didn't correct my mistake.
No one noticed. They never listen.
And No, I hadn't been drinking !