My absolute favorite.
According to Taiwan, Singapore is the "the size of a piece of snot"
Chen Tan-sun was angry over comments made by Singapore's foreign minister, George Yeo, who recently said Taiwan should not press for independence.
Mr Chen said: "Even Singapore, a country the size of a piece of snot, can swagger around to criticise Taiwan at the United Nations".
He said Mr Yeo only made the comments to please Taiwan's rival, China.
"It was nothing but an effort to embrace China's 'balls', forgive me using such a word," Mr Chen told supporters on Monday.