FJH hits the nail on the head - primitive, yes, stupid, no, effective, very!
Flight of foot would be the best option and avoiding getting caught the second. The Taliban are not idiots and getting their hands on anyone, pilot, WSO, or Pte would be a win for them.
30 stone of moving stewardess flying suit does not paint a pretty picture. The VPL on a flight back made even the most female company starved Booties on one of my exit journeys squirm a little..but only a little after 6 months!
What was the nickname conjured up by a septic who saw her in a hotel swimming pool? The Iceberg?
With her bikini top out of the water 7/8 of the mass remains below the waterline!
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