Caption competition

[ShyTorque]

Time to judge, methinks, it's been a week!

I liked this one in third place, from Squeaker, very clever:

First close up photo of Britney Spears' belly button based helicopter tattoo?

And I liked this runner up, a topical one, from Mend 'em:

Andy Gray and Richard Keys realise too late that the FA Referees association take that sort of sexist behaviour very seriously..

But being a simple soul, and a fan of Monty Python, I found this one as funny as any:

Run awa-a-a-a-y!"

Please take it away then, ACW 599, you've won!