Worst place you've overnighted?

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Juud....."At the pool there was a small wizened chap who specialised in the removal of corns from flight attendants' feet. He had a little toolkit wrapped in a greyish piece of cloth which he would ceremoniously unwrap next to the sun lounger. It contained a knife and a plastic straw. The knife to make an incision around the corn, and the plastic straw to suck it out "

Sounds to me like some old perv with a foot fetish