There you go flailing about trying to show off again.....
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Quick pull it and run, let's see if we can flush some of the cr*p out of that American helicopter.
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MOD cutbacks have replaced the crewman on the end of the winch cable as the winch weight, this solid dense inanimate object was found to have reduced the cost of in flight catering considerably without losing any of the crewmans other redeeming attributes..
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Excuse me, can you please direct us to Woodford....