State of Emergency
Nav Instructor to stude "Right Sonny, time for your simulated emmergency call on Guard. Are you happy with the Format?"
Stude nav "Yes Sir"
Nav Instructor "Off you go then, just press the tit and speak"
Stude nav, presses tit, pauses "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY....."
Nav Instructor "WHAT THE F***, GET OFF THE BL***DY RADIO YOU STUPID A**E"
Dom Pilot "SHUT UP YOU LOT BACK THERE, I AM TRYING TO COPY A BL***DY MAYDAY!!!!"
Happy Days!