Keesje
This changes everything I am sure you agree. If some men can get away with 40kg of fish over a few days, well....... Enough is enough.
I shall send a link for this to our, and your, Prime Ministers. This stops now. We acquire 50, no 60... Call it 100 state of the art MPA and invade Poland.
Mk 11s don't make it clear how much these fishermen have offended us either. We go nucleur, strategic, not tactical, as soon as the MPA are available.
BAe have the contract for the 200 MPA and assure us that the Minrod MRA 5 (Minrod 3000) will be in service by 2020. We go then. The budget is £500,000,000,000 and a smiling BAe contract negotiator told the press that there is a possibility that the aircraft will be on budget whilst tightening the vice on the balls of the 13 year old Air Training Corp cadet the RAF sent to seal the deal water tight.
Muttering something about "..... of course the wings, engines and avionics will be available for a small extra charge," the BAe lawyers left in a solid gold bus.
The future is bright. B&stard thieving Polish Fishing Chaps...... We're coming for you.