Ahh..Shakin' me little brother,RIP mate.
Described Malaysia as "Shes all fcuked mate" Once told me he was in a shopping centre and spotting a pizza joint rocked up to the counter to order. The kind man explained they only took phone orders he could dial-a-pizza. After Shakin' had finished describing what the pizza man could do in broadest strine, he spotted a public telephone across the mall and duly rang the pizza joint and watched the bloke take his order.
Most Shakin' stories are unprintable.
Shakin' white shoes (he did have a red pair) in Pommyland. Where are the rest now?