Oh mighty wizard, I beg you not to kick my worthless corpus already prone and humiliated in front of you.
Esteemed squire, I have hitherto admired your wisdom but you also put my pathetic attempt of humor to shame by delivering a response that rivals the great quills of Shakespeare and Kipling. Your wit, the artistry of your sarcasm and thy command of the lingua franca is indeed masterly...
P.S. In case you have problems to comprehend the message, here in short Oz lingo:
Pretty lame attempt mate!
P.P.S. what part of "I rest my case" needs further explanation?