We will be handing out nappies next. Perhaps we could wire them up to a catheter - or then again imagine the safe briefing that would ensue. Now I must warn you that if the pressure relief valve does not work as we pass through FL35 you may have to manually releive the pressure. The correct technique is .. .. ..
are we really reduced to adults thinking that you can stop in the middle of a 45 minute flight or have all our bladders become that weak.
Nah, let the p*** themselves.
Only joking really.