Scroggs, sorry to hear your not so good news. I've been through all this and being- oops macfee telling me about nimda - to resume - and being made redundant turned out to be the best career move I've ever made and I mean it - so perhaps you will benefit as I did.
Is it true you never met up with your Instructor at Linton i.e. you never wore your glasses and therefore could not read the BIG numbers on the many JPs - so you were never in the same aircraft !
Night Flying must have been difficult ....
Scroggs - 'have you done the externals?' Yes Sir - 'Well did you use a torch ?
'No Sir'
'Well get out of the Bowser then' ! !