I wonder if I'm in some Ryanair parallel universe...?
I have been flying RYR from Stansted nearly every week since August last year. The aircraft are new and appear in good condition. The flight crew are pleasant and inform us as to status and progress in a timely fashion. I honestly can't remember any occasion where anything has gone wrong that can be blamed on the airline. The sales pitches can be irritating at first but one soon tunes out if necessary. The cabin crew are pleasant and efficient. The safety briefings are given quickly in the necessary detail, not patronisingly as with some carriers. The flights are invariably on-time and if you follow the rules, everything goes smoothly.
They're are obviously people on here with horror stories but in 20 or so return flights to Germany averaging £60 all in, I really can't find anything to complain about nor do I feel at any time "unsafe".