Neptunus Rex, you got a few things wrong about 411A.
Firstly his missus is still alive but actually left him, his missus is actually his daughter, but since she left he now keeps a gimp in his basement !
Secondly, his checked shirt was ruined trying to wipe up the puddle of black oil pooling under his beloved three holer corroding away on a low humidity desert plain. He often leaves 'other' pudles underneath the old aircraft while he fantasizes about the good ol days. His only remaining shirt is actually a stained blue trucker's singlet. Recent untraviolet DNA testing of the mentioned singlet revealed sunstances that simply cannot be mentioned in a public forum.
Thirdly, he will not buy this book as he prefers to read books like 'Man and Beast' (rated x) and he likes to thumb through his EBay collection of old trident manuals while sitting in the outhouse.....