Originally Posted by Mrs J Troll
A lot of of assumptions here.
Don't assume anything. Assume makes an ASS of yoU and ME.
My son may well have 10,000hrs, meet the minimum advertised requirements and be currently employed as aircrew.
Well for a start you mentioned that your "son" was out of work, so I think we can safely ASSUME that he isn't "currently employed as aircrew."
A good trolling job though, it made me giggle. I'll bet there are people out there that are mental enough to want to fight their grown sons employment battles for them in this way.
If you really want to help, slip on the suspenders and go and visit the chief pilot with a bottle rohypnol, a Polaroid camera and a Sheep called Betsy. Blackmail is a perfectly reasonable way of getting your diddums a job.*
*Obviously, I am joking.