All VFR field charts are marked "en/ge" on fields where English and German are both spoken, "ge" where only German is spoken.... you don't speak German, you don't fly there.
The same goes with France, at some airport, both french and english are spoken, some others french only. I am sorry to see that you as a pilot failed to understand how to find or identify english speaking airport in France, but don't use your shortcomings as an excuse for some more french bashing that's really enough.
And for the german registration and your english humour... Learn how UK betrayed France and Belgium and have a look at dunkirk evacuation (retreat), the most spectacular run away of the human history...