Well there's a surprise hey? Imagine just waking up one morning to a call from the national carrier telling you that you have a job?
Ain't it great? I'd love to be African..... hang on... I AM African!
Oh... no. Apparently being born on the continent, schooled in the same town you were born in, and holding a passport from the country of your birth.... does NOT make you African.
Apparently I need to get a deeper tan and change my name?
Bugger... better luck next time around the karma tree?
