Ah Parabellum,
Whilst I have no doubt that the beautiful Mrs PB would be amused, should she notice you chatting with a lady in - shall we say - slightly dishevelled appearance: that amusement might not survive, if it were your flys that were unzipped, rather than the lady's.
And as for you Cargosales - who are you calling 'anachronistic elders'. I demand satisfaction and shall have my Second call on you at an early opportunity. And when I've finished giving you a good thrashing, chopd95 can deal with what's left. Damned impertinence of you youngsters, I blame the education system myself, and the Vote at 18, chunter, chunter, chunter.
Ah well time to walk the dogs and set them on any unruly peasants we encounter.
O-D : feeling better already.