On first contact.......
"Sing cargoxxxx, immediately turn right, you are entering an area of live anti-aircraft firing. Turn right by 90 degrees and climb, climb to FL350!"
"Turning right and climbing, Sing cargoxxxx".
Agitated: "Sing cargo, turn harder, sir, as hard as you can."
Deafening silence.
"Sing cargo, you have now exited the area. In all the excitement, I forgot what level you were assigned."
Aussie voice now: "You were excited? I can tell you, it was exciting up here!"