Perhaps if you really cannot drink wine, then a gin and tonic or somesuch? If that's still too girly for you, then a scotch? Otherwise you'll just have to sit it out with the fat wheezy boys with their chits from Matron and drink water!
One recalls taking then new wife to a 'meet and creep' at the Boss's house. No choices. He handed her a gin and vomit in a half pint mug! She, brave lassie, drank it.
And it was more gin than vomit.
In Belize the boys on orange juice certainly did have a chit but from the doc due to a certain medical consition that may or may not result in a tour extension if not cleared up.