Itchy Scrotum.
I have developed an itch by the side of my balls, the sort of itch that is a fantastic pleasure to relieve, but ultimately an itch that is becoming a little too regular. I haven't had it before, and haven't been hanging around local railway stations or boys bogs.
When i scratch i get the feeling of welts even before i have scratched. The sort of welts you obtain from vigorous arse scratching with. My wife has had a good look round and it sounds like it feels worse than it looks! I am overweight and wash daily. Just a little concerned by its regularity.
EDIT: A little thought before posting in forces style would not go amiss! I have done one.