Ah bless,
the one thin g Ian Hislop would not worry about is the need to apologise to his mighty organ <g>
'Might I press you to a small fancy?' Enquired the dashing young blade, his ostensible paramour felt her heart flutter before replying coyly - 'Well sir, I suppose I might partake of the merest touch of your - how should I put it - relish?'
Baronet Musclemech gazed into her doe like eyes in wonder, whilst using the spike on his Swiss Army Knife to spread the Patum Peperium over a handy oatcake, was there nothing that could daunt this lovely young girl?
(c) Mills and Hooligan, 2010
For anyone struggling to understand the social occasion described, this might help:
YouTube - Gay Bar Song - The Armstrong and Miller Show - S2 Ep4 Preview - BBC One
Happy Christmas John, all the best to Colleen also, I guess you aren't sharing the bracing Kinloss weather just now.... -18 at Findhorn the other morning, Brrrrr!
Dave