Ah,
this is Mills and Boon, sorry, Mills and SAS, no actual willy waving is EVER allowed to intrude, it has to be a mere hint of a suggestion....
Like that chap on the Little Britain (?) sketches, I am prepared if need be to charicature Dame Barbara Cartland for another chapter or two...
Dave
(Her bosom heaved, he felt himself thrutching with ever increasing urgency...)