Oh, please Kreuger flap. I was feeling quite cheerful about a nice quiet Christmas and then you depressed me with the mention of ‘Movers’. I still have nightmares about them 17 years on. Leave them alone, at the end of the day they are ‘blanket stackers’. Who decided to give them this role in the first place? Now, this is a classic example of a sub-branch that should be contracted out to civilians. I never thought that I would ever suggest this of any part of the Royal Air Force but this is a desperate case. Of course civilian ground handlers screw up occasionally but RAF movers specialise in it.