I'll go then
Doug has taught me some valuable lessons that will stick with me for life;
1. The importance of checking everything for myself etc; fuel, loading, tie downs etc. "I don't trust no b@stard".
2. To not let commercial or customer pressure rush me. "No b@stard is rushing me to my first incident".
3. The need to eat and hydrate appropriately during the day. "These b@stards have got to understand; you feed the aeroplane, you feed me".
4. Accepting that some of the SLF are not the best groomed. "Some b@stard has $hit themselves back there".
You will be missed.