Fiddling while Rome burns ........
Imbecile Hammond has just made another hesitant performance, this time in Parliament and thus on television, to announce his grand plan.
The best that the so-highly-paid whizz-kids at the Department for Transport can come up with - they will, most condescendingly, "relax the night flight restrictions at Heathrow for the next three days".
Talk about monkeys running the zoo.