Downwind to land..
Geddit now?
Oh thank God, someone explained it! Cusco you must work as some form of intelligence analyst! At least part-time?
The500Man's story: Triple-edited-clean-version
At university I knew a girl that I once had to remind that I was the man. later, I was signing up for an internet account somewhere requiring an anonymous screen name and I thought long and hard for 2 seconds and then typed in theman. It was taken! I wasn't going to be theman 1,2,....73 etc. So I applied a significant number instead. 500 relates to a famous motor racing event.
From that day forth I was the500man, except on Youtube where I can confirm the500man is in fact an imposter! (Don't ask what I use over there!

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