Virgin 123: Centre have you got any ride reports at FL340?
Centre: Malaysia 456 whats the ride like at FL340?
Malaysia 456: (In an expat ozy drawl) Smooth as a baby's bottom.
Centre: Virgin 123 that sum up the ride at FL340 for you??
Virgin 123: Affirm thanks.
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Virgin 123: Centre we'd like some of the kindergarden action, request climb FL340.