Fantastic!!!!!!!!
Think of the money we will save.
How many trumpets, trombones, drums, symbols, clarinets, ceremonial dress uniforms, and other redundant pompous crap we will be able to buy!!
If you want a job for life, join HM Farces and learn to play a musical instrument. We shall be parading up and down The Mall and everywhere else for at least a hundred years.
Long live the Edinburgh Tattoo and all the other stuff which is so important to the defence of the realm.........
Signed,
A retired member of a REAL Air Force!