Saintsman, at the risk of severe thread drift abuse....
A civvy mate who worked in the science department of a high schol near here came in to work on a Monday morning to find they had been burgled over the weekend. Plod was summoned and all departments were asked to compile a list of what had been taken.
With everyone seeing this as an opportunity to tidy up inventory discrepancies, and furnish personal toolkits as well.... you can imagine the returns.
By the end of the week plod reports that based on the evidence of method of entry, graffiti on the walls, local enquiries and the amount of missing stuff....they are looking for three, former pupil, teenagers who were seen climbing a fence to get in and must have made their getaway in a couple of lorries with forty foot articulated trailers.