That's quite a clever farming/aviation parallel scenario you've drawn up there, Cactusjack. Have you been eavesdropping on certain management meetings? Are you in the employ of one Julian Assange, by any chance?
Negative on the eavesdropping. The walls at Mascot are too thick, but I did hear some noises one night that sounded like a cross bewteen an overloaded washing machine and a piglet squeeling, cause undertermined ! Besides they wont let us toilet cleaners in the building until after the top dogs have gone home for the day.
As for poor Jules, that too is a negative and I don't work for that mischievous funster. However you never know if he may have a secret stash of 'intel' obtained from the Mascot archives, time will tell. I do like his taste in Swedes however...