ATC Humour
Two from the 60's
Lady Pilot in the FIR: London, whats the regional QNH?
FIR Controller: XXX Mb.
LPIFIR: What's that in inches? I've got an
amercan altimeter!
FIR: 29.23 inches.
Voice from the Blue: Gosh! You'd better give her that
SLOWLY London!
From the days when visual climbs were legal!
Radar: AirFrance XXX, what are your flight conditions?
AF: In and out of ze bottoms.
Voice from the Blue: Vive Le Sport!
Both quoted from IPCS Magazine "On Watch" so they must be true!