Good few years ago now, new wife and I attend big function. All the hobs and nobs are in attendance. One hour into proceedings, she had polished off two bottles of Pinot Grigio finest. Alarm bells start to ring, as I overhear her telling a gentleman - 'Yes, it is warm. I am absoutely perspiring in my outfit'.
Three minutes later she projectile vomits into the lap of my bosses, boss.
Taxi anyone
