Or it might be the case MM is a wind up merchant......
If so, no worries, this thread has been one of the best on PPrune, entertainment value....100% and hey, sitting in a tent at night with my engineer in the middle of nowhere at -25C and above, we were well entertained. I was accused of being a colonial on page 2, I do believe.......
so MM if you are reading, please accept my thanks for instigating humour at its best......and keep the posts coming. We can salvage this yet chaps, if MM fails to debrief.......