Have Colonel and Mrs Bloggs threatened MM with social/Parish Council/Village Hall Committee/WI exclusion if he breathes so much as a word on PPRUNE about yesterday's goings-on? Are there severe village life-limiting measures the At Homers can take against the unwitting Mr & Mrs MM? Was it such a cracking good do that MM will keep quiet of his own volition?
Either way, we need to know! Hurry!